33 Texts Absolutely No One Wants To Receive In This Lifetime

If you’re like me, you’ve undoubtedly received a text (or 10) that made you look like this:

Well, we’re not alone. Here are 33 people who received text messages that made them want to scream:

1. This impossibly awkward text a stepson received from his stepfather (who was clearly trying to text his wife/the stepson’s mom):

2. This text a dude received from his fiancée after working hard on making her a dinner to eat after she got home:

3. And these texts from a handyman who took a request to fix a ceiling light and made it W-E-I-R-D:

4. This text from a wife that SERIOUSLY left her husband hanging:

5. This text bomb a woman received after making the mistake of giving this dude her number:

6. And this bizarro, out of left-field response from a friend who’d simply been asked if they’d had a power failure:

7. This mortifying text from a boyfriend:

8. These texts from a dad who has gone deep down the right wing conspiracy rabbit hole:

9. And these texts from a “friend” who tried to claim the Trump assassination attempt was the most important world event since 9/11:

10. This accidental text from a 15-year-old to her mom:

11. These texts from an infuriatingly unhelpful doctor:

12. And these texts from a boyfriend (the two at the bottom) that killed the mood for his girlfriend who was hoping for a spicy afternoon conversation:

13. These texts from a middle schooler that read like a foreign language from the future:

14. These t3xts from a g33k who I would NOT lik3 to m33t:

15. And these texts from a seriously creepy father to his son’s girlfriend:

16. These texts from a boss who only replies “Ok thanks” no matter what you send him, including questions:

Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks

Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks Ok thanks

17. These texts from a nightmare roommate who is screaming (yes, screaming) at 4 a.m.:

18. And these texts from another creepy dude hours after he bought $10 barstools from this woman on Facebook Marketplace:

19. This text from a self-centered neighbor who could give zero shits this person’s home burnt down:

20. This text from a girl who is nothing if not efficient:

21. And these random-ass texts from an ex-wife:

22. These ridiculous texts from someone with seller’s remorse:

23. This text from a shockingly cheap homeowner to a cleaner:

24. And these texts from a customer who appears to have skipped all of elementary school:

25. These pathetic texts from an arrogant, sexist jerk:

26. These texts from a guy that took a hard left into inappropriate-ville:

27. And these texts from an even grosser guy on a dating app:

28. These texts from a friend who is a little slow on the uptake:

29. These texts from a doctor’s office that charges you up the wazoo for canceling, but has no prob canceling on you:

30. And these texts from a random account that, I guess, really likes SpongeBob:

31. These texts from an a-hole of a landlord who wouldn’t just let his tenant’s parents park on her graduation day:

32. These texts from someone who gives maddeningly unclear responses:

33. And this response from someone who was not here for this cutesy opener: