35 Absolutely Perfect Texts People Sent In 2026 That Make Me Laugh Uncontrollably Literally Every Single Time I Think About Them

1. The astrology text:

2. The shrimps text:

3. The coo text:

4. The pew pew text:

5. The gummy text:

6. The Joe text:

7. The important business text:

8. The mushroom text:

9. The tire text:

10. The vengeful text:

11. The useful skill text:

12. The scammer text:

13. The dislike text:

14. The apartment text:

15. The Ja Rule text:

16. The ROOF TURKEY text:

17. The syco text:

18. The Ashleigh text:

19. The under the influence text:

20. The letter ‘E’ text:

21. The home ownership text:

22. The international relations text:

23. The Sheraton text:

24. The washing machine text:

25. The cooking text:

26. The wet text:

27. The grandpa text:

28. The pizza text:

29. The wimps text:

30. The landlord text:

31. The cow text:

32. The injury text:

33. The areeeeee wahhhh text:

34. The profound discovery text:

35. And the ominous text: