30 Funny Comics Filled With Absurd Situations And Witty Dialogues By Daniel Matheson

🖐 Ever stumble upon something that tickles your funny bone in the best way possible? Meet Daniel Matheson, the quirky genius behind ‘Barely Baked Beans’ a comic series that’s as unpredictable as a cat with a laser pointer.

Get ready for some absurd laughs and jaw-dropping twists as Daniel spins tales of modern pet-parent life. Inspired by his own furry sidekicks and the everyday madness around him, his comics are your ticket to a few delightful minutes of escape.

Curious? Dive into his latest chuckle-worthy creations just below. And hey, if you’re hungry for more, check out this wild ride of weirdness next: 30 Random Comics About Silly Things And Weird Situations By ToothyBj. Enjoy the scroll!

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Meet Picasso: The Unexpected Turtle Sibling

A wolf in a red robe introduces three familiar turtles to their new sibling, a uniquely mutated turtle named Picasso. The mutant turtle is green with mismatched features.

Oh man, I didn’t see that coming! Picasso is definitely the *creative* one in the family, huh? 😂 Just when you think your family can’t get any weirder, someone overdoes it with the ooze. At least they’re still keeping the artistic theme alive! Note to self: avoid experimenting with mysterious slime.

The Vitamin D Dilemma

A man and a woman sit in a car; the man suggests he can help with her vitamin D needs. Next, the woman is outside asking to be let in, and the man refuses, professing his love instead.

Ah, the classic ‘helpful’ boyfriend move—both cringeworthy and sweet in a completely misguided way. We’ve all been there, hoping for a little Vitamin D and getting locked outside instead. At least he’s enthusiastic, right? Someone tell him love should be less about locked doors and more about sunscreen! 😂

When Treasure Hunts Replace School Runs

A woman looks upset, asking a man why he traded their car for a metal detector. The man, holding the metal detector and wearing headphones, replies that the kids won’t need school anymore.

Ah, the classic ‘ditch the car for a metal detector’ move. 😂 I guess the kids are about to earn their education through some serious treasure hunting skills. Just when you think homeschooling is a challenge, you get this plot twist. Who needs math when you can find pirate gold, right? 🤔🏴‍☠️

The Day Every Job Feels Like a Crash Test

A man sits on a bench talking to a crash test dummy. The dummy jokes about having a worse job, then asks the Grim Reaper to take it away.

Ah, the classic ‘my job is soul-crushing’ chat… but with a literal crash test dummy. Sometimes you think your gig is bad, then you see someone else’s and, well, perspective shifts! Not sure if I should laugh or question my own existential crisis. We’ve all been the dummy at some point, huh?

When Love is a One-Horse Show

A person is kneeling by a river, proposing to a horse with a ring. The horse rejects him by saying,

Ah, the classic ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ speech—coming from a horse! 😂 I swear, relationships are complicated, even with animals. At least this guy found out sooner than later. Maybe stick to dogs next time, buddy? On a side note, I’ve definitely been dumped in stranger ways. 🐴💔

Bow Down to the Ant Lord: A Twisted Tale of Observation

I laughed way harder than I should at this. Honestly, the thought of ants having their own little soap opera with us as awkward voyeurs is both hilarious and weirdly plausible. Seriously, though, the kid needs new hobbies. Maybe leave the ants to their privacy rituals, buddy. 😂

When Your Roomba Leads a Great Escape

A man in a blue shirt frantically runs outside, shouting for his Roomba. He finds the Roomba outside among several other Roombas, expressing disbelief and disappointment.

Honestly, I feel this. I’d probably run after my Roomba too, screaming its name like a concerned parent at the park. 😂 Or am I the only one treating vacuums like pets now? At least it didn’t join a gang. Who knew cleaning could lead to such high-stakes drama?!

When Life Leaves You Feeling Fried

A chicken character in a coat takes money at a counter. It walks down the street as other chickens accuse it of shame. The chicken looks sad and acknowledges the accusation while passing a billboard for fried chicken.

Oh, the irony! This chicken’s secret side hustle is too much. Imagine walking down the street, just trying to mind your own business, and getting called out by fellow chickens for selling out. Don’t we all have a little ‘compromise my morals for rent’ vibe sometimes? 😂 Anyway, feeling personally attacked by this chicken’s life choices. Pass me the remote, I need a break from this realness.

Reflections and Revelations: When Mirrors Tell It All

A man excitedly shows another man a mirror for the first time. The second man is shocked by his reflection, leading to a humorous realization.

This comic hit way too close to home! That moment when you catch your reflection and suddenly everything makes sense — like a plot twist no one asked for. 😂 Seriously though, who knew self-awareness could sting a little? Note to self: maybe break up with my mirror for a bit.

The Unexpected Betrayal: When Your Pet Turns Snack Thief

A man sits on a couch with a cereal box, surprised as his dog sneaks away a sandwich. He tries to hide it with the box, but the dog breaks through and grabs it.

Oh man, just when you think your snack is safe! 😂 That face when your dog outsmarts you AND the cereal box. I swear, pets are like tiny, adorable masterminds plotting world domination, one sandwich at a time. I should’ve learned my lesson by now, but nope, here we are again.

Fishing for Feelings: The Deep End of Emotional Trauma

A comic shows two people fishing from a boat. One person reassures the other that fish don't feel physical pain, only emotional pain. The comic ends with the fish in the water wondering why it wasn't kept.

Ah yes, catching dinner and serving up existential crisis at the same time. Who knew fishing trips could be so philosophically deep? Poor fish is going to need therapy now. I guess the real catch of the day was a wave of emotional baggage. Next time, just keep it, folks!

When ‘Mild Hell’ is a Real Gas!

“Ah, the smell of mild hell—literally! If Satan’s biggest punishment involves frequent toots, sign me up. Just when I thought hell was all fire and brimstone, it turns out it’s more like an awkward grandparent visit. Good to know farts transcend earthly and underworldly realms. Honestly, who knew my last road trip with my buddy was prepping me for this?”

The Unfortunate Adventures of Marvin the Moth

A moth is startled by a loud noise and gets sucked into a vacuum cleaner. Inside the vacuum canister, the moth appears dazed and upset.

Poor Marvin just wanted to prove he wasn’t useless, and he ends up in a dust cyclone of doom. Classic Monday vibes right there! Why do all the cool experiences involve risky vacuums or judgmental cats? Note to self: avoid noisy things today. Now I feel kinda bad for swatting them away.

When Creative Vision Meets Corporate Confusion

A comic strip shows a heated discussion in an office about the size of nipples on illustrated characters, with one character dramatically reacting to the feedback.

When you’re just trying to add a little realism to your art, but corporate says, ‘Nope!’ 😂 Honestly, I can’t decide if the artist is a genius or just tired of endless feedback sessions. Either way, I feel this on a spiritual level. Who knew the journey from big nipples to no nipples could be this intense? 😅 #ArtStruggles

Caveman Chronicles: Predicting the Future, Missing the Present

A caveman wearing a lab coat tells another caveman that every future house will have a TV. The second caveman, holding a club, questions what a house is.

Haha, imagine being so caught up predicting the future that you miss explaining the basics. 😂 This caveman is all of us trying to wrap our heads around new tech trends while still struggling to figure out how our current gadgets work. Can totally relate. Also, houses were such a big deal back then, weren’t they?

When Fashion Meets the Battlefield

A person dressed in colorful, over-the-top armor rides a horse into battle, exclaiming confidently. Two knights in traditional armor discuss targeting the flamboyant individual.

Ah, yes. Nothing screams ‘intimidating’ like riding into battle dressed as a fab peacock. 😂 I love this guy’s confidence, but maybe medieval camo would’ve been smarter here. Honestly, I relate — sometimes I face the day with a similar level of clueless bravery. Next time, bring armor and fashion advice!

When Choosing Between Unlikely Enemies Gets Absurd

A dog and a cow dressed as gladiators face off in an arena. The cow is holding a long spear, while the dog chooses to face a shark gladiator instead.

Honestly, who knew cows were such a menace? 😂 I’d probably panic about which insurance covers cow attacks while standing there with that spear. But hey, if a shark’s safer, bring it on! Also, the idea of a cow in gladiator gear is just perfection. 🤯🐄

Dreams Vs. Reality: My Boat’s Still in the Dock

A man writes 'Goal: Buy Boat' with step one being 'Work hard.' Later, he sits on a couch as one of his two dogs asks about the boat, to which he replies, 'Nah.'

Ah, the sweet, sweet ambition of buying a boat. Step 1: Work hard. Reality: Join the pups on the couch instead. Honestly, who needs a boat when you have furry friends who double as dream crushers? At least they don’t charge dock fees. 😂 Anyone else shelving dreams for a good lounge?

The Case of the Mysterious Midnight Mischief

A man in his underwear stands defensively in a living room arguing with a woman. Outside, a cartoonish man in a purple suit and top hat hides behind a tree with a mischievous expression.

So, I thought my wild nights were adventurous, but this is next level! 😂 The audacity of the mysterious pants-crapper makes me rethink inviting friends over after a party. Kind of relieved it wasn’t a pet this time… might start locking my closet at night just in case. 😂

When Nonna Is Closer Than You Think: A Pasta Twist!

A man eats pasta at a table and remarks it's not as good as his grandmother's. Another person reveals they are his grandmother in disguise, leading to his shock.

And just when you think you’re safe from family meddling… BAM! Nonna’s been there all along, undercover! Seriously, this is why you should never underestimate a plate of pasta — or your Nonna’s superpowers. I’m guessing tomorrow’s dinner will feel a little… different. 😂🍝 #NonnaNinja

When Aliens Have Standards: The Untouched Human Dilemma

A man in a yellow shirt stands talking to two others sitting on the ground. A UFO hovers overhead. The man comments that he was the only one not probed by the aliens.

I mean, is it a compliment or an insult to be the one human the aliens didn’t find interesting enough to probe? 😂 Guess it’s better than the alternative, but now he’ll always wonder what’s wrong with him. Maybe he’s just ‘too normal’ for cosmic curiosity? 🤔 Meanwhile, his friends are probably planning alien abduction therapy groups. 😅

The Beef of the Future: Moo-ving On?

A scientist confidently declares the end of farming beef due to perfected lab-made meat. Below, a surprised cow responds,

Okay, but am I the only one feeling for the cows right now? 😂 Poor Daisy and friends just got downsized by science. I’ve heard of tech taking over jobs, but this is udderly unexpected! It’s like ‘Moo-topia’ is coming true, folks. 🌱 Give me a heads up if they start protesting; I might join for the free steaks. 🤷‍♂️

Impostor Tot: The Nugget Conspiracy

A cartoon shows five chicken nuggets in a fast-food box. One smaller tater tot looks nervous as another nugget thinks,

Poor Colin, the tater tot, just trying to fit in with the cool nugget squad. I feel you, buddy. Sometimes I feel like a tater tot at a nugget party too. Just blend in and hope no one notices your crispy corners. Life’s a tot-ally wild ride. 😂

Second Breakfast Shenanigans

A hospital room scene shows a patient asking, 'Who are you?' to a visitor. In the next panel, a cat eagerly accepts a second meal, happy with the mix-up.

This comic nails it! Who knew memory loss had a perk? Meanwhile, my cat definitely wishes I had more forgetful days. The cat’s living the dream, scoring extra meals while the humans struggle. 😂 Honestly, with all the chaos, maybe it’s time to join Team Forgetful… if only for the snacks. 😅

Moo-dern Love: A Bull with a Human Heart

A cartoon cow is sitting on a chair, expressing disappointment. In the first panel, it discusses being reincarnated as a stud bull. In the second panel, it reveals an attraction only to human women.

Honestly, I didn’t see that one coming! Just when I thought being a bull was all about living the dream, this cow drops a reincarnation bombshell! Poor guy has to deal with the most awkward crush ever. 😅 Can you imagine explaining this one to a therapist? Now I’m questioning all my past life choices. 🐄💔

The Art of Selective Budgeting

A person is at a store shocked over the price of toilet paper, choosing the cheaper option. Later, at a bar, they gladly accept paying $25 for a beer.

Isn’t it wild how my bargain-hunter brain kicks in at the grocery store, but at the bar, it’s like Monopoly money? 😂 Honestly, I’ll torment myself over toilet paper prices but drop cash like it’s nothing for a beer. Priorities, am I right? At least I have my shredded dignity and my overpriced happiness to keep me warm. 🍻💸