Love at First Slither: When Your Crush is a Garden Hose (6/25)

OMG, I can’t even with this snake.

 Ever seen someone fall head over coils in love with a garden hose? It’s like me and my not-so-secret crush on my coffee machine.  Steven Garza’s humor never fails to slither its way into my heart. Also, snake, I feel you, buddy. Love is blind... or just a bit blurry