A dad joke is a type of joke that dads like to tell. When someone becomes a dad, they start making these kinds of jokes. They're usually short and play with words in a funny way. It's a bit like a tradition, passed down from one dad to another. Sometimes, dads also tell jokes that are related to moms.
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															I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. 
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															"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory." 
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															Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems." 
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															What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved. 
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															Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut! 
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															"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired." 
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															Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire." 
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															What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. 
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															I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 
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															Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 
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															Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 
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															Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. 
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															Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 
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															Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere! 
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															What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 
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															How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 
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															Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? 
 Because a toothbrush works better!
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															Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? 
 Joke! Joke! Jooooooooooooooooke.
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															I found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged. 
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															When does a regular joke become a “dad joke?” 
 When it becomes apparent!
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															Why is the cow always smiling? 
 It’s in a good mooood I guess!
 
                     
                                                 
                                                 
                                                 
                                                 
                                                