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35 Absolutely Perfect Texts People Sent In 2025 That Make Me Laugh Uncontrollably Literally Every Single Time I Think About Them

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1. The astrology text:

Text conversation joke about misunderstanding astrology: "Your an aquarium" instead of "You're an Aquarius."

2. The shrimps text:

Social media post shows a message with a photo heavily covered in shrimp emojis. The text says, "my girlfriend won't stop covering every text I send in shrimps."

3. The coo text:

Text exchange joke: "Coo" - "Thanks," followed by "pigeons when you give them crumbs," and ending with "Shut up."

4. The pew pew text:

Text exchange where one person repeatedly sends "pew pew" and another requests normal messaging, expressing frustration

5. The gummy text:

Text exchange. Mom: "Your uncle gave me a gummy. Never had one before. I don't feel anything yet." Reply: "How are you feeling now?" Mom: "hamgurber the". Reply: "Oh, you're feeling it." Read 8:40 PM

6. The Joe text:

Text message joke exchange about "Joe Mama" with a humorous sales inquiry response regarding interest in a Nissan Rogue Sport

7. The important business text:

Tweet about someone on a bus with only "muppets" written and underlined on a legal pad

8. The mushroom text:

Text conversation about eating mushrooms, including the difference between normal and psychedelic varieties

9. The tire text:

Facebook Messenger exchange discussing RC truck tire size confusion, with an image showing a hand holding a tire

10. The vengeful text:

Screenshot of a conversation where Johnny expresses interest in buying a "small dolley," but the seller replies that it's no longer available. Johnny then says, "I hope God punishes you."

11. The useful skill text:

A device screen showing a conversation with Alexa. User asks for skills, and Alexa suggests "Big Fart." User requests "Skills shop," and Alexa repeats "Big Fart."

12. The scammer text:

Text conversation screenshot: A person receives a message saying, "Remember me? Here's a hint. A beautiful woman." Response: "kill yourself." Reply: "what."

13. The dislike text:

Text conversation with shark emojis. One shark is smiling, captioned "Cool. I like that." The other is not smiling, captioned "This one Not so much."

14. The apartment text:

A message thread showing someone asking if a house with 3 beds and 2 baths is still available, followed by a reply saying it's a scam

15. The Ja Rule text:

Text conversation with someone expressing they do not have romantic feelings and declining an invitation to prom

16. The ROOF TURKEY text:

A turkey is standing on the roof of a garage at night. A message below reads, "We have roof turkey."

17. The syco text:

Text exchange with a humorous misunderstanding about the term "psycho," with playful confusion and correcting typos

18. The Ashleigh text:

A text conversation showing a typing error: "Hey Ashleigh. Are you still awake? Or did you fall Ashleighp."

19. The under the influence text:

A humorous text conversation where a person shows their hand holding a pencil, then texts, "You still at work?" Respondent replies, "No I'm home!" Finally, they admit being high

20. The letter ‘E’ text:

Phone screen showing a text exchange humorously referencing "EA Sports" with a playful "I think I love you." response

21. The home ownership text:

Screenshot of a humorous text message conversation about tree maintenance and avoiding accidents

22. The international relations text:

A text conversation where one person mentions they study international relations and the other asks how the field is currently, inquiring if it is good or bad

23. The Sheraton text:

A text conversation with one person saying "Sheraton" and later "I meant to say OK," while the other person replies, "What."

24. The washing machine text:

A text conversation between Dad and an unknown person about setting a washing machine. The Dad says he wants to wash a Pink Floyd t-shirt

25. The cooking text:

A text message exchange where one person asks if they are home and cooking, and mentions steak, asparagus, and potato. A dog meme is included. Final message is, "Don't like that pic"

26. The wet text:

A text message conversation showing a series of typos ending with the phrase "brother you can just die."

27. The grandpa text:

Text conversation: "Grandpa can hear now he finally got hearing aids." Reply: "finally" with a laughing face emoji. Large smiling emoji at bottom

28. The pizza text:

A text conversation where one person states pizza is their second favorite thing to eat in bed, and another asks what the first is. The answer is "MacBook Pro."

29. The wimps text:

A series of text messages: "When you gon stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster," followed by "what." The next message says, "Come eat lobster with a monster," with another "what" in response

30. The landlord text:

Text message conversation screenshot between Henry and Keith Landlord discussing arrangements for picking up keys for apartment 5, with a follow-up message

31. The cow text:

Text message exchange with customer support questioning a company's ad campaign about being run by cows. Ends with customer humorously responding "Moo"

32. The injury text:

Screenshot of a text conversation: One person sends a photo of their hand with tape on fingers, followed by "F*ck." The other person responds, "Oh my god! What happened??" and the first replies, "I put tape on my fingers."

33. The areeeeee wahhhh text:

Screenshot of a live chat conversation with multiple typos from the support agent, ending with "Let me know is there anything else I can do for you?"

34. The profound discovery text:

A text message conversation discussing a dispensary selling 100 mg edible chocolate bars for $12 each, mentioned as being "super good." The sender is using a Samsung device

35. And the ominous text:

Text conversation showing messages from Mom, Dad, and the user. Mom asks for fried chicken and corrects a typo; Dad mentions "May 14th." The user responds with "Sure."

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