Most Viral Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes Ever

How do ghosts send letters?

Through the ghost office.

What room does a ghost not need in a house?

A living room.

What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?

Fasten your sheet-belts.

Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?

It didn’t have a haunting license.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?

For the boos.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo.

What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated?

I've been bam-BOO-zled!

What position does the ghost play in soccer?

Ghoul-keeper.

Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party?

He had no body to dance with him.

Who did the ghost take on a date?

His ghoul-friend.