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Most Viral Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes Ever

  1. 11


    How do ghosts send letters?



    Through the ghost office.

  2. 10


    What room does a ghost not need in a house?


    A living room.


  3. 9


    What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?


    Fasten your sheet-belts.

  4. 8


    Where do ghosts buy their food?



    At the ghost-ery store!

  5. 7


    Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?

    It didn’t have a haunting license.


  6. 6


    Why did the ghost go into the bar?

    For the boos.

  7. 5


    Where does a ghost go on vacation?

    Mali-boo.


  8. 4


    What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated?

    I've been bam-BOO-zled!

  9. 3


    What position does the ghost play in soccer?

    Ghoul-keeper.


  10. 2


    Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party?

    He had no body to dance with him.

  11. 1


    Who did the ghost take on a date?


    His ghoul-friend.