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How do ghosts send letters?
Through the ghost office.
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What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
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9
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
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8
Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
It didn’t have a haunting license.
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Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo. -
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What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated?
I've been bam-BOO-zled! -
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What position does the ghost play in soccer?
Ghoul-keeper.
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Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with him.
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Who did the ghost take on a date?
His ghoul-friend.